We Need A "Great White Hope" (To Defeat That Uppity Negro)

It's not that uncommon for white Republicans to put their mouths (or in some cases, their genitals) ahead of their brains, resulting in verbal gaffes and embarrassing faux pas galore. On a weekly basis, we seem to see the GOP Racist Slur Of The Week in some form, whether it be an e-mailed photo, a Facebook comment or some dumbfuck's illiteracy causing a poor choice of words.

The dumbfuck du jour? Republican congresswoman Lynn Jenkins of Kansas, who has probably never come face to face with a black constituent in her 99.9% WASP district. When discussing her party's prospects for the 2012 election, she said, "Republicans are struggling right now to find the great white hope."

For those familiar with the first black heavyweight boxing champion, Jack Johnson, white racist boxing fans were openly yearning back in the early 1900's for a Caucasian challenger to emerge, referred to as a "great white hope." The heavyweight title later went to Jim L. Jeffries, who went on record to state, "I am going into this fight for the sole purpose of proving that a white man is better than a Negro."

So why mince words, Ms. Jenkins? Just come out and tell us how you really feel. How about "Republicans need to defeat that arrogant, suit-wearing darkie in 2012" or "We need a fresh face to help return America to its tried-and-true white family values." And ironically, she presides over the northeast Kansas community of Hiawatha, named after the Native American leader whose people were treated like savages by early white American settlers. These days, white Kansans have moved away from tormenting Indians in favor of assassinating abortion doctors and waving "God Hates Fags" signs at Iraq War vet funerals.

Here's another example of how ignorant white people show the duality of their cultural illiteracy and their deep-seated racism. The process is simple. Make a public statement that includes an impromptu slur. Wait for backlash to ensue from bloggers, media, pundits, talk radio, etc. Have your spokesperson issue an apology for the "poor choice of words" and give a revised quote with more PC phraseology. Then atone for your sins by singing in church with your eyes closed and ending your sentences with "in the name of God." Just pray and it will all go away.

These stupid fucking white tyrant politicians are the catalysts behind the last several decades of civil rights abuses and mistreatment of minorities in this country. They bastardize Christianity in order to affirm their agenda and spit on those with darker skin in order to take a step forward. And they always get a free pass for it, no matter what. Why can't we have them all choke on the foot that's already in their mouths instead?

The New White Priority: A Dead Black President

According to ABC News, the drive by white American extremists to assassinate the nation's first black President is now full steam ahead. As I previously noted, the White Liberation Army is actively recruiting and the rhetoric against Obama is getting uglier by the day. Here's a recent quote from Mark Potok, director of the Intelligence Project at the Southern Poverty Law Center:

"I think the president has, in effect, triggered fears amongst fairly large numbers of white people in this country that they are somehow losing their country, that the battle is lost. The nation that their Christian white forefathers created has somehow been taken from them."

The notable surge in threats and proclamations of "Death to Obama" from angry white people is no big surprise. It has little to do with health care reform or bailouts or abortion or cap-and-trade or whatever issue these hotheads are bitching about. It's because the federal government is now under the control of a black man, and that scares the living shit out of paranoid white people. You have to understand that whites simply don't believe in minorities getting ahead. When a white Republican (McCain) badly loses an election to an uppity liberal Negro, then America is seen as being held hostage by a dictator. But the impenetrable white psyche has always been biased in this manner.

Take our nation's justice system, for example, which, according to white people, must always tilt in their favor. White L.A. cops getting away with an assault of a black man caught on video? That's white justice. A white CEO steals billions and gets sentenced to country club prison, while a black man steals $24 from a liquor store and gets hard time in a dungeon-like cell? Yes, that's white justice again. So now we're seeing this volatile combination of overt racism and flat-out know-nothingism from dumb hicks in the deep south and just-as-dumb hicks in the Pacific Northwest....heck, it seems that this kind of jaw-dropping stupidity doesn't discriminate according to region. Dumb white racists are infecting this country at a very alarming rate. And just like that lyric from Randy Newman's "Rednecks", the White Liberation Front is "gatherin' 'em up from miles around, keepin' the niggers down."

And this pales in comparison to the civil rights atrocities of the last century. Back then, minorities had little to no chance of equality since Dixiecrat racism was so deeply institutionalized. Now, the Angry White Mob just hates being told what to do by some well-spoken darkie in a suit and tie. They fear that more of their white brethren are leaving the U.S. and a disproportionate number of immigrants are taking their place. They don't like having neighbors in their upper middle class suburbs with skin darker than theirs. They can't stand those fucking wetbacks who get nightly video coverage on the Lou Dobbs show. They're just angry that advantages which were once exclusive to whites only are now open for just about anyone else, including the chance to be President of the United States. Fuck Reconstruction and emancipation, or those fucking Jim Crow laws. White people want a return to an America like the late 1700's, and they're willing to commit treason, murder and capital crimes just to make it happen.

Already, we've seen the dumbass who wore a holstered pistol at a recent Obama town hall. And waving a sign with a slogan similar to what Timothy McVeigh had on the back of his t-shirt before he bombed the Oklahoma City Federal Building. Then there's the whackjob who tried to bring a knife into that same town hall and had a loaded gun in his truck. And the guy at a separate town hall with cards that read "Death to Obama" and "Death to Michelle and her stupid kids". And all it takes is a Google search via terms like "obama hitler" and "obama socialism" etc and you'll find plenty of human debris out there who seek to ratchet up the calls for violent retribution against the dictator they despise so much. In the same manner that Islamic radicals want to see the next Osama Bin Ladin or Mohammed Atta unleashed, the American White Taliban are eager for this century's Lee Harvey Oswald or James Earl Ray to stop Barack Hussein Obama for good.

Yes, you can't just isolate the race factor when it comes to white Obama hatred, since we have a black GOP leader in RNC director Michael Steele. But the fact that Obama has control over America's citizenry as the leader of the free world is light years beyond any kind of power grab that Steele could ever manage. For enraged white people, Obama's race is the icing on the cake , the gasoline-dipped rag in the Molotov cocktail, the match that sets the fuse ablaze, the popping forehead vein that makes them crack, the absolute final straw. It's why just the mere act of killing his agenda is just not enough. White people only see two ideal choices for a President: either a white Christianist one or a dead black one. They just can't cope with reality any other way.

The White Liberation Army Seeks New Rebel Soldiers

It's now official. Disenfranchised white people have had enough. Of socialism, welfare, fascism, Nazis, communism, government health care and most significantly, that fucking uppity negro we're supposed to call the President of the United States. They have no choice now but to resort to extreme measures. And it involves guns. Lots of guns.

So now that Republicans no longer control the White House, the white racist fuckheads in opposition are arming up domestic militias to attempt violence, fear, mayhem and murder in hopes of overthrowing the U.S. government and taking our Anglo-Saxon Protestant country back. They want us to face the fact that America is not red, white and blue, it's just WHITE. Got it? Don't agree? Then Chad and his suburban freedom fighters will emerge from their bunker in Mom's basement and spray your brown ass with AK-47 ammo. Then (after they circle jerk and watch some UFC) they'll go blow some shit up. Yes, they strongly believe in being real patriots for this great land, enough to commit treason via domestic terrorism and cause injury or death to their own people. Oklahoma City in 1993 was just a warning shot, folks. Now they really mean business, so all us Marxist motherfuckers are toast.

This is how white people deal with defeat. They don't play by the same rules as those who are law-abiding and democratic. They take their Constitutional rights to the utmost extreme. They intimidate those who don't believe their rhetoric. Conspiracy theories galore are spread like the H1N1 virus all over the web. And when they realize that their approach draws people away rather than attract new followers, they open up a fresh case of grenades and load a new magazine in the Uzi. That Obama t-shirt you're wearing? It's now a target for these stupid white militia marksmen.



The White Liberation Army is recruiting everywhere: tea parties, gun shows, VFW halls, trailer parks, biker bars, white supremacist rallies, and especially those health care town halls, full of angry white people who are amped up and ready to go to war. Show up at a town hall and they'll keep yelling in your face, wave Obama Nazi signs, chant unintelligible phrases, bring handguns, phone in threats of violence to members of Congress, and bring out all the heavy artillery. Because to hell with health care reform, we have the better solution to give people a better life: DEATH!

It's amazing that no lessons have been learned from past domestic terrorism tragedies, and I thought that we supposedly supported the Second Amendment to protect and defend ourselves from outside harm. Now, enraged white people want to take gun laws a deadly step further and exploit the right to bear arms by using it as a threat against anyone who disagrees with their beliefs and opinions, including those who were elected through a democratic process. Truth, justice and the American Way!

White people have put their cards on the table and are ready to double-down with threats, barbs, bullets and blood. They don't care about innocent people getting hurt or killed and are just itching to go to extreme steps to try and undo the last election. They don't give a fuck about you and your worthless life, they just want to clear the path for the next Columbine or Waco. Tim McVeigh is the quintessential white folk hero, and the White Liberation Army can't wait for his next protege to take action. Their crusade won't stop until they transform America into either a Christianist nation or a smoldering pile of rubble.